Will the real Michigan State please stand up.. please stand up

By Be Nasty

Michigan State proved once again how pathetic of a team they are (as I correctly predicted by that way, scroll down). They were manhandled from the start of the game and North Carolina was toying with them the whole second half. This game reminds me of the Rose Bowl this year when Pete Carroll called off the dogs during the third quarter so his USC Trojans didn't thoroughly embarrass Penn State and its do-nothing coach.

I am so sick and tired of Big 11 teams being allowed to play for National Championships and giving us such boring games that I am assembling an army of lobbyists to descend on Washington to pass legislation banning any Big 11 team from competing in future championship games. To aid me in this endeavor I urge everyone of you who values sports to call your Senators and Representatives and tell them they need to vote for this bill as it is the only way to save us from this garbage produced on a yearly basis by the worst "BCS" conference in America.

Final Four-tune

More on the Final Four games from over the weekend coming soon. In the meantime, here is a conversation between G. Francis, BS CEO, and the Bleeding Sports GM, Mr. Be Nasty. Mr. Nasty was kind enough to share his thoughts and give a prediction on the outcome of tonight's National Championship game between North Carolina and Michigan State. It almost makes up for him not submitting a bracket for March Madness.

G. Francis: Do you think Michigan State has a chance tonight?

Be Nasty: Hell no.

G. Francis: UNC is favored by 7.5.

Be Nasty: UNC by 47.5 I HATE MICHIGAN STATE. THEY ARE NOT GOOD. THEY PLAY IN THE BIG 11.

So there you have it folks. The Spartans have no shot this evening. 60,000 rapid MSU fans packing Ford Field? Forget about it. A non-factor. The Spartans prowess on the boards against a poor rebounding UNC squad? Doesn't matter. UNC never misses anyhow.

Be Nasty has spoken. Take it to the bank. The North Carolina Tar Heels are the 2009 National Champions.